Confessions of a Sane Single Woman (Book I)
Girl meets Boy. Boy wants to release LIVE crickets in her house to entertain her cat.
Girl meets another Boy. Boy's rancid breath causes Girl sinus damage.
Girl meets another Boy. Boy wants to date her and his current wife - because they're "just friends."
Girl becomes slowly convinced that someone has peed in the dating pool and that every man she meets should be studied by scientists.
Think 50 Shades of Grey meets Sex and the City as a laugh-out-loud comedy based on one woman's REAL LIFE. This is not your typical “boy meets girl and sweeps her off her feet” love story; it’s more of a “bad romance” in which that broom is used to shove me off of a very high ledge! Be prepared to laugh and "naughty blush" from these true, unbelievable experiences that will thoroughly convince you that my ideal mate is probably stuck in a tree somewhere.
Soulmate Setbacks: Confessions II
So what exactly do a guy who I’d swear was a cannibal, a grown man dressed like a banana, and the proudly self-proclaimed “Beat Your Meat Specialist” have in common?
Spoiler alert: they have all somehow managed to find me, despite my efforts to hide in a hole under my porch from this dating dumpster fire.
Just when you thought one woman’s savage search for a soulmate couldn’t possibly offer any more insanity, I bring you Confessions II. More dating mishaps and silly life scenarios, more off-the-wall girl chat, more naughty sexploits… but still the same number of suitable prospects. (That number was zero in case you’ve forgotten.)
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